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French Bulldogs: The most dangerous dog in the world!

March4

Most of you know who the dog in the picture above is. For those of you who don’t this is my dog Helga and she is a French Bulldog. This little adorable dog is very dangerous and must be avoided at all times, no dog is more dangerous than the Frenchie. To give you more information about this particular breed of dog I will tell you a brief history of the French Bulldog:

French Bulldogs originate in France, where there incredible lap-sitting abilities and hunting prowess made them prized possessions of kings and queens. In France’s golden age it was very common to see a parade held with a french bulldog at its centre. However, the love afforded these creatures by the French people was short lived as animal breeders learned to create smaller and cuter dogs. This tragic and devastating fall from grace has left the French Bulldog with a short temper and a first for vengeance. French Bulldogs have been gifted with several other abilities and traits including strength, stamina, and intestinal fortitude. French Bulldogs have been known to drag cars for miles before devouring the passengers but even this does not satisfy their hunger.

Perhaps their greatest ability is to slowly crawl into your lap without you knowing, they will sleep on you and make you completely exposed and defenceless to move any part of your body. Believe me, you will not be able to move when you have 10-12 kg of fur on you. The Noise of their snore will surprise you! The noise created by a French Bulldog’s nose has been known to alert people of its presence, offering them a chance to run away rather than face these frightening killing machines in combat. Perhaps with time, we can learn to love the French bulldog again, but until that day comes, listen for the warning snore, and always be prepared to run!

 

 

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